In case you Yankees haven't figured it out yet...

Here is another installment of "You might be a Yankee if...". This is from the brilliant mind of a God fearing, Bible believing, Christian Confederate brother in Oklahoma.

Thank you, my friend, for letting me post your talents here!

You might be a Yankee if...

~ You don't like to be confused with the truth.

~ You have an aversion to the truth when it threatens your favourite myths.

~ Money and self-gratification mean more to you than Christian morals and honour.

~ You, like, say "like" in, like, almost every sentence.

~ You think it's part of being a good Christian to idolize the US flag, including in church.

~ You wear your ballcap backwards to look "cool."

~ You like to dress and behave the same as gang members and rappers from Los Angeles.

~ You wear pierced jewelry in bizarre places of your anatomy.

~ You listen to rap "music."